What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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