- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Knock Knock Come in

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A child with cancer grows up.

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