- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the child step on a ball?

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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