- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Comedy.

Niki Minaj's ass

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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