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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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