- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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