Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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This is not a joke.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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