how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Vagina ass.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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