What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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man boobs

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who is awesome? no one...

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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