Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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I'm off to my tank guys!

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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