Women's football

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Black Veil Brides.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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democracy

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Type 2 diabetics

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Watch your lips.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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