whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Win and Beau have no friends

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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