- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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