The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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