Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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