A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Please spell dyslexia.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Toaster

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Anti Joke

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