what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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