- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

I hate blackniggers

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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