Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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