Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

My butt!!!!

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

I'm banging your sister.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A blind man walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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