Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Where is my tractor?

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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democracy

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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