Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Good boy

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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space is fun

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Black People.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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This one sucks!

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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