What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hit the thumbs down button

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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the real mccoy

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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