Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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