- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

don't look behind you

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what do you call a black man named mike

( o Y o )

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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