Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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