why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

If you are my friend like it!

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Halo < COD

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What's a small person? A midget

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

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