Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Bloody kids ...

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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