Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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This one sucks!

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Dubstep < Music

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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