- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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