What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Anti Joke

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