- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What does A duck smoke? Quack

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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