A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

democracy

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Women's rights.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

a man walks into horse bar

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A jew go out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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