A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Black People.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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dislike this...please.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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God is real

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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