A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did I get raped

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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