Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

I can Nazi

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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