Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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