- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Stephen Walking.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

sarah taylor

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Homework.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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