- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

I can Nazi

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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