Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

womens rights

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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