- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A snake walks into a bar

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What's better than sex? Nothing

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*