- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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