What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Kah-________-

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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