- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the fish say? Moo

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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