Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Cows go moo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Matt Damon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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