How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Potato

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who smells? •Liam

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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