- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

If you are my friend like it!

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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