- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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