What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

It's long!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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