- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

I saw a shovel once.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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