What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Potato

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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