- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What does A duck smoke? Quack

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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