I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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women's rights.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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