- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Women Voting

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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