- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A jew go out of a bar

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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