Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Bloody kids ...

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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