How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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