What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A black guy with his family.

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