get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Bloody kids ...

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