- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

how do you confuse a blond?

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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