- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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