3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Good boy

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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