- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Knock Knock Not Yet

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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