- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

YOLO MAH BROLO

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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