- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Nothing yet CC

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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