Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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W.N.B.A.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Penis.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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