- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

general tso's broccoli

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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