how did the little girl die cancer

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If you are my friend like it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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My butt!!!!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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