- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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