Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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