- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Matt Damon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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