Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

yo momma so fat that she's fat

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops