How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

joe diragi makes paul look straight

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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