- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

verry nice how mUCH?

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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