- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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