- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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