Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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ginger

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Black People.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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