how did little johnny die? i killed him

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Video Games

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Ham sandwich

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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