why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

24!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Watch your lips.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

:O + :P = 69

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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