- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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