What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Knock knock. Death.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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