Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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women's rights

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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