A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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God bless America, and no where else.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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