- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

An asian without a future.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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