Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

thumbs up!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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