Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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