What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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