A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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nba live 13

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A women president

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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