if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

I have two hands. Some people dont.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

penis

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

fart+fart=poop

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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