whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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