3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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69

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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knock, knock. come in.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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