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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

a retard lost...

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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