- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

women have rights

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Get in the Batmobile.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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