Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What is a question?

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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