Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

feces

women playing football?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

Matty B

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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