- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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