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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Please spell dyslexia.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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