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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why did the jew die Really...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

I'm banging your sister.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Hearpin my durp

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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