- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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