how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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