- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

womens rights

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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