- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Hi Jacob You cool

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Yeah right loser!

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

this is gay

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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