Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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You.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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