what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

black guy graduating high school

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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