There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what time is it? 3:16

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

for keeps?

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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