Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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I like hats XD!

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

obama

Roses are red Violets are penis

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A snake walks into a bar

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Dubstep < Music

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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