Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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gay marriage.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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My pet rock died.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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