A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Anti Joke

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