How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Anti Joke

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