- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

im black

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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