Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Kah-________-

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Cancer.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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...NO.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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