What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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don't look behind you

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Men's Sports

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No. Yes.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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