- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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