Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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