- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Scientology.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Hi my name is Jim

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Women Driving.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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