- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A Frenchman stays and fights

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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