- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

The cow went moo

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's 9+10=? 19

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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