- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

It's long!

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Mitt Romney.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What did I do last night?work

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Proof reading

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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