Women's Rights.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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The WNBA

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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