whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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general tso's broccoli

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Your time.

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Penis

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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68 :)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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