WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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A snake walks into a bar

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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