- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Hippopatomous!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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