Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Snausages.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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