Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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