What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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My pet rock died.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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