Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What is the difference between a duck?

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is the best part about football The scoring

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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