whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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the real mccoy

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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The Pope

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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