Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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I'm banging your sister.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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